Milos -> random stuff

A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we  can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind.  We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.