October 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
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How Fights Start
My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…
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My wife and...
December 2009
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November 2009
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Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
Here’s the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person...
February 2009
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January 2009
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Medical advancements
A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine...
December 2008
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November 2008
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Let me Google that for you →
September 2008
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July 2008
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June 2008
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May 2008
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“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done...”
– Peter Drucker
“Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with...”
April 2008
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